Tariff King
Tariff King
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Tariff King
The Tariff King's got a symphony of tariffs brewing, a masterpiece of economic strategy that'll make other nations sing the blues… or better yet, cut a deal. Forget the textbook stuff, this is real-world economics. The numbers don't lie, even when they're a little… unorthodox.
The Tariff King's Three-
Act Plan for Global Trade Supremacy
Act I: Shock and Awe
January 20th: In office, ready to rumble. First tweet: "Trade deficit, SAD! Time to MAKE SOME DEALS. Prepare for tariffs, world! Maybe a 420% tax on fidget spinners for starters. Gotta keep them guessing."
January 26th: Colombia, step out of line, face the music. A 69% levy on artisanal coffee beans heading to the US. Turns out, arepas were too easy.
February 1st: The Big Kahuna – China, Mexico, and Canada. Initial salvos launched. 10% on select Chinese goods, then Canada and Mexico feel the heat of a… 6.9% on lumber. Subtle, but effective.
Act II: Calculated Chaos
March 1st: Delve into imports. Rubber duckies are off the list; now targeting those sneaky Canadian hockey pucks. Maybe they're made of something nefarious. National Security investigation underway.
March 15th: Time to go after something ridiculous: French berets. It’s all about playing the angles. Announce a potential tariff, then "re-evaluate". Keep 'em on their toes.
April 1st: Time to flex: Announce a 4.20$ surcharge on all foreign-made golf balls. Its purely symbolic.
Act III: Domination
May 1st: Steel and aluminum getting comfortable? Nope. We're implementing the 69% incentive. You think You can trick me?
May 20th: EU can NOT playing hardball. 101% tariff on European cheese. That is the best cheese!
June 1st: Final tariff adjustments. It’s all about closing the deal, baby.
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